About This Site

We were fortunate enough to have the right connections, whereby a confidential informant shared with us the content of the scrolls found near the ancient city of Qumran in what is now the West Bank. These scrolls are believed to depict Jesus in his mid-twenties, using the techniques passed down to him from the Lord God while he lay sleeping. The sharing of the secret scrolls was the impetuous for the creation of this site.

Not only did we feel these ancient techniques should be shared with good Christians, but we also wanted to help set the record straight, that Jesus was not a sissy. Most children are taught that Jesus was a pansy, always smiling and with children sitting on his lap. This image persists until adulthood for many. We'd like people to have a more realistic view of Jesus: a dirty, sweaty, smelly, possibly annoying man capable of beating large crowds of people to a pulp as easily as he could walk on water or turn water into wine.

We also wanted to provide people with the philosophy behind Jesus Jitsu, with lessons from Jesus that would be relevant today. The current WWJD weenies base their ideas on a pansy they call Jesus, not on His real ways. Our What Would Jesus Do information is based on actual facts and divine inspiration from the Lord himself, through the Holy Ghost.

We hope you find this site educational, but above all enlightening. Please leave us your comments and success stories on our comments page, and you can always contact us here.