The Real Jesus Christ
Jesus Jitsu is much more than lessons from the Holy Book or a simple series of techniques. It's a way of life, based on what the Lord God has taught us through his Word, actions, and the life of Jesus Christ.
As a first step to understanding Jesus Jitsu, take a look at the lessons for today and discover what Jesus would do in a variety of modern situations. With that understanding, use the physical techniques of Jesus Jitsu to help you in your quest to walk in the footsteps of Christ.
Realize that the image of Jesus as a sissy-faced, feminine savior is false. According to the Word of God, Jesus is the son of a "jealous God, filled with vengeance and wrath", a God who "takes revenge on all who oppose him and furiously destroys his enemies" (Nahum 1:2-8). If you oppose Jesus and his teachings, the Holy Book tells us you'll burn in hellfire for all eternity, and you may suffer a brutal death by fire and brimstone. The real Jesus would have no problem vanquishing non-believers in both shocking and appalling ways. The Holy Book tells us so:
Genesis 19:24: Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;
In 1982, about 10 miles from the site of the ancient settlement of Qumran, a collection of scrolls written in Aramaic was reportedly found on the shore of the Dead Sea. It is believed that these documents illustrate Jesus in his early years, delivering justice in the name of the Lord.The techniques in these scrolls from the basis of the techniques of Jesus Jitsu, and will be presented on this site along with life lessons and examples of how Jesus would address various scenarios.
1 Samuel 15:3: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
Lessons for Today
Jesus' teachings go far beyond the physical techniques found in the Qumran scrolls. Jesus Jitsu is a way of life, not just a set of techniques for delivering justice. In our Lessons for Today you'll learn the true lessons of our Savior, based on both the Word of God and new revelations for today.
What does Jesus think of the so called "theory of evolution"? What about "global warming"? How old is the earth really, and did man share the earth with dinosaurs? Find all these answers in our Lessons for Today.
Leviticus 20:15: And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
What Would Jesus Do
Followers of Christ like to know what Jesus would do to help guide them in their day to day activities. In our What Would Jesus Do section we'll help you by providing the answers based on the real Jesus Christ, instead of the sissy that many of you have been brought up to believe Jesus was. Briefly, when in doubt Jesus would normally slap a man in the nether region or finger jab him in the eye, very quickly and unexpectedly. These unexpected assaults can empty a man's mind and put him in a state in which the Holy Ghost can easily enter. There are other times when Jesus would be more likely to curse a man to hell. Rest assured, we'll let you know what Jesus would do.
Matthew 10:35: For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
The Techniques of Jesus
The techniques of Jesus Jitsu are characterized by the element of surprise, the Holy Trinity, and a healthy dose of severe brutality. There is nothing meek about the fighting techniques of Jesus.
According to the ancient texts found near the Dead Sea Scrolls, Jesus' favorite target was the balls. As the Lord had no problem commanding Saul to slay women, infants, and baby ox and sheep, he also had no problem attacking an opponent's vitals.
Most preachers proclaim that Jesus taught his disciples to "turn the other cheek". In reality this is a metaphor for when a person is smited verbally. Jesus would actually have you turn the other's cheek. Take a look at a sample of the Techniques of Jesus, and learn the Blind Man, Rise from the Dead, the Wrath of God, and more.
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