The real Jesus was much different from Jesus as portrayed by most preachers and priests today. He was crazy by modern standards, crazy in his happiness, his love of life, his conviction, and in his strict enforcement of the Way of God. In Jesus' day, few people bathed regularly, and Jesus was no exception. He may have bathed once a week or once a month. His hair was long, matted, and generally unkept. He was stinky. But two thousand years ago, this was normal.
Jesus was a happy, gentle, fun-loving man at times. But he was also rough, unshaven, and usually dirty. He was not the clean, feminine, pretty boy with flowing, silky brown locks, depicted in most books and images today. While Jesus was often smiling, he would just as quickly damn a man, woman, or child to eternal suffering for not believing the Word of God.
Jesus Jitsu is dedicated to showcasing the real way of Jesus Christ, based on the actual Holy Book, and divine inspiration from Jesus himself. Jesus Jitsu is a way of life. It dictates how one should live, how to do what Jesus would do in modern life, and it demonstrates the physical techniques Jesus used to deal with those who might smite him. If you'd like to avoid burning in the hellfire, screaming in pain for all eternity, every word on this site is of utmost importance.
Find out what Jesus thinks about hot button issues in our Lessons for Today. We'll clear up any misunderstandings you might have about abortion, the death penalty, and many other pressing concerns.
What does Jesus think of the so called "theory of evolution"? What about "global warming"? How old is the earth really, and did man share the earth with dinosaurs? Don't let political pundits and uninformed preachers lead you astray. Learn the truth in our Lessons for Today.
Leviticus 20:15: And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
Followers of Christ like to know what Jesus would do to help guide them in their day to day activities. This is important. In our What Would Jesus Do section we'll help you by providing the answers based on the written Word and the divine inspiration of Christ. You'll find out what the real Jesus Christ would do in many situations you may face today, allowing you to follow in His footsteps and rest assured that you too are on the path to Heaven.
Matthew 10:35: For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Jesus wasn't the weak-in-the-knees, sissy feminine savior many priests and preachers make him out to be. According to the Word of God, Jesus is the son of a "jealous God, filled with vengeance and wrath", a God who "takes revenge on all who oppose him and furiously destroys his enemies" (Nahum 1:2-8). The real Jesus Christ was wild and crazy, and had no problem turning over tables, kicking people between the legs, and worse.
Genesis 19:24: Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;
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