The Real Jesus Christ
Jesus Was Wild and Crazy
Jesus wasn't the weak-in-the-knees, sissy feminine savior many priests and preachers make him out to be. He was a wild, furious, vengeful man. According to the Word of God, Jesus is the son of a "jealous God, filled with vengeance and wrath", a God who "takes revenge on all who oppose him and furiously destroys his enemies" (Nahum 1:2-8). Jesus had no problem turning over tables, kicking people in the balls, blinding people, and worse. If you oppose Jesus and his teachings, he'll brutally beat you down to the ground, curse you, and then send you to burn in hell for all eternity. This is the real Jesus. This is the Word of the Lord.
Genesis 19:24: Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;
In 1982, about 10 miles from the site of the ancient settlement of Qumran, a collection of scrolls written in Aramaic was found on the shore of the Dead Sea. These documents date back to the first century AD, and illustrate Jesus in his early years delivering justice to non-believers. What you'll find on this site are examples of techniques and combinations Jesus used, Jesus Jitsu, along with lessons we've learned from our study of the real Jesus Christ.
1 Samuel 15:3: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
The Techniques of Jesus
The techniques of Jesus Jitsu are characterized by the element of surprise, the Holy Trinity, and a healthy dose of severe brutality. There is nothing meek about the fighting techniques of Jesus.
Based on the ancient texts found near the Dead Sea Scrolls, Jesus' favorite target was the balls. The Lord had no problem striking a man's vitals, just as he had no problem commanding Saul to slay women, infants, and baby ox and sheep.
Most preachers proclaim that Jesus taught his disciples to "turn the other cheek". That's not true. Jesus would actually have you turn the other's cheek. Take a look at a sample of the Techniques of Jesus, and learn the Blind Man, Rise from the Dead, the Wrath of God, and more.
Lessons for Today
Jesus' teachings go far beyond the physical techniques found in the Qumran scrolls. Jesus Jitsu is a way of life, not just a set of techniques for delivering justice. In our Lessons for Today you'll learn the true lessons of our Savior, based on both the Word of God and new revelations for today.
What does Jesus think of the so called "theory of evolution"? What about "global warming"? How old is the earth really, and did man share the earth with dinosaurs? Find all these answers in our Lessons for Today.
Leviticus 20:15: And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
What Would Jesus Do
Followers of Christ like to know what Jesus would do to help guide them in their day to day activities. In our What Would Jesus Do section we'll help you by providing the answers based on the real Jesus Christ, instead of the sissy that many of you have been brought up to believe Jesus was. Briefly, when in doubt Jesus would normally slap a man in the nether region or finger jab him in the eye, very quickly and unexpectedly. These unexpected assaults can empty a man's mind and put him in a state in which the Holy Ghost can easily enter. There are other times when Jesus would be more likely to curse a man to hell. Rest assured, we'll let you know what Jesus would do.
Matthew 10:35: For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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